I'm converting...

I've finally found a religion that appeals to me. I've decided to convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Finally, everything makes sense. It's been a long spiritual struggle, but I now believe.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

http://www.venganza.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

Thank you, Prophet Bobby Henderson. Thank you.